im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover
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“the thug life chose me”
this is the greatest thing ever
live fast die young bad girls do it well
no no you’re a GROWN MAN YOU CAN’T BE THIS FUCKING ADORABLE, NO
So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt
I’M SO HAPPY
money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars
man if i had an identical twin we would fuck shit up so bad let me tell you
