Silver Screen Romantic

May 31

Also….

Why the fuck is there no chocolate in this house?!!?

May 31

I was in such a bad mood today.

Thanks god I was home alone and only had to deal with my parents for a few hours. It was partially due to the whole being a woman thing rearing it’s head this morning, and partially because I haven’t talked to someone in a few days. And I’m not sure he even wants to talk to me. But hopefully I’m in a better mood tomorrow, I have orientation for work in the morning. ‘Night.

May 31
May 31
peaceloveink:

WANT

Gahhh love.

peaceloveink:

WANT

Gahhh love.

May 31
retrogasm:

A sad day in Hockeytown as Nick Lidstrom retires… You will be missed Nick!

retrogasm:

A sad day in Hockeytown as Nick Lidstrom retires… You will be missed Nick!

May 31
  • how my mother works
  • me: mom i got all A's
  • mom:
  • me: mom i cleaned the whole house
  • mom:
  • me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
  • mom:
  • mom: is this your cup on the table?
  • me: yes
  • mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
  • <p> That was my mom all right.</p>
May 31
May 31
knowyourmeme:

Well this could come in handy.
KYMdb - Butthurt

knowyourmeme:

Well this could come in handy.

KYMdb - Butthurt

May 31
makemywaybackhome:

sexistmorons:

babybritainx:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads: 
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”



This makes me a proud employee. :)

makemywaybackhome:

sexistmorons:

babybritainx:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

The text reads: 

“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

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This makes me a proud employee. :)

May 31

sly-nig:

zigazig-ah:

The Teletubbies unmasked 

EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR